The New Heroes of Old™
Exciting storytelling and high-concept fantasy take you through a modern multiverse of gods, demons, angels, dragons, vampires, and heroes for this podcast based on The New Heroes of Old™ novel series, narrated by author Greg Bulmash.
Season 1: "Hell on $5 A Day" - 46 episodes read by the author
When Kurt saw the beautiful girl from the club walk into his subway car, he was sure God was giving him a second chance. But she drugged him, kidnapped him, and offered him up as a human sacrifice to Satan.
Just his still-beating heart was supposed to go through the portal to Hell. But when Alain and his friends disrupted the ceremony, Kurt accidentally fell through alive and whole.
Now Kurt will have to make his way through Hell, Purgatory, and into Heaven... and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.
Enter a multiverse of misfit souls with this first exciting installment in The New Heroes of Old™!
Episodes
19 episodes
Season 1 - Episode 17: Who's A Good Boy?
Kurt meets four new friends... six if you count all the heads.
Season 1 - Episode 16: The House at The End of The Street
Alain and George make their way to and through the second ring as Kurt learns how the souls get punished... the hard way.
Season 1 - Episode 15: The Winds of Passion
Kurt makes it to the second ring safely(ish), but the weather report never prepared him for these winds.
Season 1 - Episode 14: Tracking the Prey
Alain and George search for Kurt in the first ring of Hell, using Alain's vampire senses.
Season 1 - Episode 13: Curiouser and Curiouser
Crossing the river, Kurt finds his way into a sort of shanty town that stretches off as far as the eye can see.
Season 1 - Episode 11: Taking Inventory
Kurt finds himself on the other side of the glowing portal. Escaping the robed man, he has to figure out what he has and how he'll survive.
Season 1 - Episode 10: Sacrifice
The girls drag the unconscious Kurt to a ceremony to sacrifice him to Satan. But Alain and his friends have other plans.
Season 1 - Episode 9: A Second Chance
Kurt strikes out with his dream girl at the club, but fate puts her in his subway car. Should he go for it. What could go wrong?A lot.
Season 1 - Episode 8: Rising from The Grave
Alain realizes that maybe he hadn't thought through the whole getting buried alive thing.
Season 1 - Episode 7: A Burial
Alain tries a risky gambit to cure him of his need for blood.
Season 1 - Episode 6: The Burning Barn
Alain tracks Vinnie and Reese across the Ardennes...
Season 1 - Episode 5: Ambush at Dusk
Alain and his squad are ambushed by a Nazi vampire and his supporting crew.Visit bulmash.com for more details on The New Heroes of Old™, Hell on $5 A Day, and the journey from here to Seaso...
Season 1 - Episode 4: Vampire Lessons
Flash back to the Army medical facility as Alain and squad are taught a practical lesson about their need for blood.
Season 1 - Episode 3: The First Raid
Alain and his squad raid a German outpost in the Ardennes, using their vampire powers. While not technically the squad's first raid, it's the first one where you get to ride along.
Season 1 - Episode 2: Soul Surgery
Wait! Alain's not dead? But why is he strapped to a table in a dingy hospital room that smells of smokestack exhaust? And where's the rest of the nurse's face? HELP!
