The New Heroes of Old™
Exciting storytelling and high-concept fantasy take you through a modern multiverse of gods, demons, angels, dragons, vampires, and heroes for this podcast based on The New Heroes of Old™ novel series, narrated by author Greg Bulmash.
Season 1: "Hell on $5 A Day" - 46 episodes read by the author
When Kurt saw the beautiful girl from the club walk into his subway car, he was sure God was giving him a second chance. But she drugged him, kidnapped him, and offered him up as a human sacrifice to Satan.
Just his still-beating heart was supposed to go through the portal to Hell. But when Alain and his friends disrupted the ceremony, Kurt accidentally fell through alive and whole.
Now Kurt will have to make his way through Hell, Purgatory, and into Heaven... and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.
Enter a multiverse of misfit souls with this first exciting installment in The New Heroes of Old™!
The New Heroes of Old™
The New Heroes of Old™ - Season 1 - Preview Clip
The New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast premieres Tuesday, January 27, 2026 and will release two episodes a week through late June.
Season 1: Hell on $5 A Day:
With a name inspired by 1960s travel guides, this journey from Hell to Purgatory to Heaven is an adventure story that's part road trip, part running and screaming. Enter a Hell that is at once both ridiculous and horrifying.
Kurt Gray was kidnapped to be a human sacrifice to Satan, but accidentally fell through the portal to Hell alive. He'll have to make his way through Hell and Purgatory to Heaven and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.
"A galloping, worlds-spanning adventure that Dante himself might have enjoyed... The story is a two-fisted odyssey full of bone-crushing blows and skull-spitting hammerlocks. Bulmash lavishly choreographs each explosive obstacle in painstaking detail and unabashed gusto... readers should be forewarned that the author also has a penchant for the grisly and isn’t afraid of going for the throat and tearing out a larynx or two." - Kirkus Reviews (review of the print edition)
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